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    dumdolly:

    who just sent me money “for being perfect”

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    turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

    ^ yup.

    Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

    I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

    I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

    I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

    $2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

    someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

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    I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

    dailytweets:

    you: fleetwood mac isn’t even good dancing music.

    me, an intellectual who knows how to throw a party in mykonos: